Ha! Well, it took a motherfucking PANDEMIC for me to have time to write on the blog again. And here we are. Hope you are all staying safe from this craziness. In the meantime, if you want to get some fun stickers to liven up your uneventful hermit life, here are some great ones:
1. Right now I don’t give a fuck if I have ice cream for dinner. I mean, it’s all I could find at the grocery store. Who’s with me? Sticker by Near Modern Disaster.
2. Who you calling extra?! Oh me? Why yes, I am. Eating guac is orgasmic these days. And yes, I am pretty much making tacos every day. Stick this baby from Kat French Design on your boring water bottle.
3. Speaking of guacamole, if you are maintaining your avocado toast breakfast during this crisis, I commend you. You are HARD CORE! Matte sticker by Kiss and Punch.
4. You thought these were all going to be foodie stickers, didn’t you?! How about some lady parts? Which boobs are you?! Get these fun ones from Unblushing.
5. So is cannabis considered essential? Asking for a friend. It is 4/20, folks. Pick up these essential stickers from Bench Pressed.
6. Okay, maybe this sticker by Frog and Toad Press isn’t “sassy” per se. But you show me how to make a freaking praying mantis this cute?!! That’s what I thought.
7. You’ve heard of the Freshman 15, right? Well, look out for the Covid-19. Get it?! This sticker by Craft Boner is perfect. My thickness is saving lives right now, I don’t care what you say Marie Osmond.
8. I find this sticker from Steel Petal Press very appropriate for social distancing, especially when my kid says he’s bored.
9. If you have been coughing, you better keep yo ass at home. If any MF gets RBG sick with Corona Virus, I’m gonna be pissed! In the meantime, get this as part of a fun sticker set from ilootpaperie.
10. I stumbled upon this sticker from The Chipper Shop on Etsy which made me simultaneously cry and laugh. Oh, what a time to be ALIVE!!
11. I know some of you are taking advantage of this time to work on your gardens, but really all you need is to grow a pear. Haha. Diecut Sticker by Kiss and Punch.
12. Maybe you’re an introvert living your best life right now? This is heaven to you perhaps because you are through with people. This sticker from Near Modern Disaster might suit you well.
13. This Turtles Soup sticker is perfect for a social distancing reminder. Keep away, fool!
14. I really don’t even need to write a description for this sticker from Tiramisu Paperie. So I won’t.
15. Lastly, stick to your own cloud at least 6 feet away, okay? This cutie is from Lucky Horse Press.
All kidding aside, these are all small businesses who are struggling like you. The longer this shit lasts, the likelihood that many of our favorite businesses will disappear. If you are able to help, please buy some sass from these awesome makers. Be well, friends.